I won't disagree with your criticism (which was valid, and warranted [by the fact that he's the one who wants to talk shit about someone's grammar]), but I object to your position on parentheses.

I won't disagree with your criticism (which was valid, and warranted [by the fact that he's the one who wants to talk shit about someone's grammar]), but I object to your position on parentheses.

I won't disagree with your criticism (which was valid, and warranted [by the fact that he's the one who wants to talk shit about someone's grammar]), but I object to your position on parentheses.

I won't disagree with your criticism (which was valid, and warranted [by the fact that he's the one who wants to talk shit about someone's grammar]), but I object to your position on parentheses.

Yep. Seatbelts and fuel standards killed that kind of manufacturing. Those wonderful engineers couldn't figure out a way to throw some seatbelts in there without adding expensive, unreliable features.

Please, stop! Sometimes the revenge stories are overboard, a lot of the time they're bullshit fantasies or mystifyingly successful attempts at 'jam random insults together' humor, but they're fulfilling. These are miserable. I NEED COMEUPPANCES TO BE SUFFERED.

Dammit! Why, Mike Karlson, why walk away?

No fucking way is he a streetracing god:

I... if that actually happened, it needs to be made into a movie. That's hilarious.

I don't get why more celebrities aren't like that. It's not hard, people love you for it, and it's something you can't do as a regular person.

Maybe you're just a really naive person living in a really innocent area...

YO BUT THAT ONE LINE IN THE BOOK THAT NOBODY PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO TOTALLY SAYS IT'S AN ABONIMATION FOR A MANS TO LIE DOWN WITH ANOTHER MAN AS THOUGH HE WERE A WOMAN.

But that very quote mentions an interpreter. I DEMAND AN INTERPRETATION.

Can you translate it, though?

In fact it is not worth noting, because it's a meaningless statistic. If you have to set three parameters on a basketball record, it's probably not worth anything, especially when the numbers involved aren't round or 'most ever'.

Yerp, this.

Jesus. I've never seen it, but the fact that your entire judgment of the show hinges on gender politics makes you sound like a dumbass.

alcohol-induced impotence.

That's a good point, and it's true that in high level Magic, deck design is the biggest 'skill' factor, though there's still a ton of decision-making that goes on. Basically, because there's more choices to make (and a much broader variety of decks/strategies), it's less obvious what the optimal play is, and games…

That's sooooo close.