I... if that actually happened, it needs to be made into a movie. That's hilarious.

I don't get why more celebrities aren't like that. It's not hard, people love you for it, and it's something you can't do as a regular person.

Maybe you're just a really naive person living in a really innocent area...

YO BUT THAT ONE LINE IN THE BOOK THAT NOBODY PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO TOTALLY SAYS IT'S AN ABONIMATION FOR A MANS TO LIE DOWN WITH ANOTHER MAN AS THOUGH HE WERE A WOMAN.

But that very quote mentions an interpreter. I DEMAND AN INTERPRETATION.

Can you translate it, though?

In fact it is not worth noting, because it's a meaningless statistic. If you have to set three parameters on a basketball record, it's probably not worth anything, especially when the numbers involved aren't round or 'most ever'.

Yerp, this.

Jesus. I've never seen it, but the fact that your entire judgment of the show hinges on gender politics makes you sound like a dumbass.

alcohol-induced impotence.

That's a good point, and it's true that in high level Magic, deck design is the biggest 'skill' factor, though there's still a ton of decision-making that goes on. Basically, because there's more choices to make (and a much broader variety of decks/strategies), it's less obvious what the optimal play is, and games…

That's sooooo close.

Is this really the best image you could find for pizza? That pizza looks like DigiorNo.

Dumbest post in thread.

You could argue that, but it's a pointless sidetrack, or the rambling of a crazy person who doesn't understand degree.

you are a dumb person and should feel dumb.

It's pretty clear that there's a race barrier (or, I dunno, a race steep grade) for NBA coaches, but in this one instance, I think it's hard to definitively say that race was a factor.

No, you're stupid.

Yeah, props to the guy who gets everyone's attention when he's spazzing out, the other guy must be such a jerk to only merit the attention of one small man.

They have infinite ammo.