All timer. Not only will I never forget that story, but I'll never be able to forget the two times that I had a bite on my face and wondered.

Oh shit, James Franco and LDR totally deserve each other. That would be fantastic, and I would love to read their dueling memoirs two years on.

I... I think you're trying to be clever, but deep down, I hope that you honestly believe that referring to a movie from last year in a comment that levies pop-cultural outdatedness as a criticism is totally not stupid.

C'mon, maybe I'm a dumbass, but isn't it pretty obvious it's Pop?

Booooooooooooooooo

I refuse to believe that so many of us prefer Ham over more food-like alternatives like Salami.

Boo. No quote, no reference, just boo. The Simpsons have fallen far in these past... decades (*sob*), but don't you dare.

Does anyone know what the hell this is supposed to mean?

Hey, attractive people are just as likely to be jimmy-two-pumps as ugly folk.

Sure about that?

Kobe might not even be a league average player this season.

I don't know about this 'shade' business, but fix your understanding of the legal system.

Nick Folly.

Thanks for the tip, that was a swell 10 minutes.

But what does the aggrieved mayor of some podunk town which happens to be home to 60,000 Bosnians think of all this?

Noticed him responsive, eh?

In comparison with all the evidence, i.e.: the number of people driving Porsches, rolling coal, etc.

No no no, don't be such a simpleton. They enjoy getting blowjobs, not giving them. Sucking dick is what worthless subhumans do for alphas.

Like, yah?

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