That's also bullshit that ought to be fixed, but it's separate bullshit.

Whoa, like, do words change over time, losing connection to their original referents?

booooo! *hiss*

Or Gawker.

1. People who post 'sarcastic' comments that don't have any edge.

Eh, the left turn only lane isn't such a problem. Drivers who are pulling into a driveway/parking spot and only signal as they hit the brakes are the real fuckers.

6. A stranger awkwardly holding the door open too long.

Oh shit, if there's a guy in the NFL who teabags when he gets a sack, I'll watch every one of his team's games, and I don't watch until the Niners make the playoffs.

Put it back where you got it. Goddam, son, that's a solved problem.

The video is cute, but I get a feeling the accompanying post was written by the same machine they use at Buzzfeed.

Same goes for those immigrants who can't manage to say (some weirdly-spelled word). Right on! People should be ashamed of their lack of opportunities to become educated about foreign pronunciations.

That's totally understandable. It's possible that they don't have fresh spinach very often (in whatever town Wyoming), so the guy's thinking of canned, and it's probable that the pizza place doesn't buy fresh spinach. Not only that, but spinach is a crappy pizza topping.

And the people who produce porn movies make more than the people who write books, on average.

I was saying 'Boo'.

Oh, I don't think your reaction was wrong, necessarily, I just don't think mine was over the line either. I wouldn't say I'm 100% sure of who that guy is, I think it's totally fair to withhold judgement, I'm just not going to do it.

I wouldn't go that far. He said some loaded words that, on the internet, in a discussion about the quantity of sex someone is having, definitely point to a certain type of character. Now, maybe he's not, but his response is the kind of thing I'd expect from a PUA-type, too.

I specified shitty imported lagers. In my experience, douchey, wanna-be alpha-bros like to think they're sophisticated, so they drink Stella Artois and Heineken, both of which are crap-level imports.

If you want to be reasonable, fine, I'll say that I was unnecessarily pointy, but this is, y'know, Deadspin, and not SafeSocialSpaces.weaksack.com

You're missing the point, per-game stats don't accurately represent per-minute statistics if you count overtime games as one data point.

Classify away. "take control of the situation" and "don't beg for sex and don't pay for it" don't sound like a healthy person's picture of things to me.