... Someone's got a wicked fucking case of the confirmation bias.

Log another complaint about the ordering of the tiebreaks. Head to Head should be ahead of goals scored, because goal differential already encourages scoring, and goals scored can be heavily impacted by the state of the 3rd-game opponent.

But it's the correct play to goaltend a shot that will certainly go in, if only because the refs fuck up sometimes.

It ought to be second.

C'mon, Warriors + Lebron would be the most fun team. He becomes their post player, he has the best 3pt shooters to kick to, he's got a great defensive center behind him, and Iggy + Lebron + Thompson as your 3 primary wing defenders is just unfair. Shit, just imagine the passing you'd get out of Curry/Iggy/Lebron/Lee.

WET HERRERA

They've made him a good person, mostly, but the joke is still the same: "Ron Swanson can do, fix, or fight anything because he's a bearded cartoon character". It's not funny or fun.

Wow, I didn't realize broccoli had so much vitamin c. Also props for the name.

It was great, but it had a pretty severe time limit. Like Ansari, the most popular characters were cartoon-like exaggerations with one main shtick, which tends to be hard to sustain over multiple seasons. They managed for a while, but there's only so much fucking 'RON SWANSON IS THE MOST CAPABLE AND MANLY HUMAN' stuff…

Okay, fine, but I wanted to vent at two shitty comedians at once. And most of America doesn't know that he's had a relatively long, terrible stand-up career.

Uh, have you seen that show lately? I loved it before, and I thought Ansari worked well in that role, but the whole thing has gone to shit over the last two (three?) seasons. Regardless, he's a terrible stand-up comedian, and I'll pull out the internet tough-person stuff already, just so we can get it over quick: I…

Check the bylines.

I think the obvious lesson (which, c'mon, you should've learned at least a year ago), is that you don't pay money for anything to do with Kevin Hart, who is to movie comedy what Aziz Ansari is to standup: a fucking no-talent scourge whose whole act is based around his ability to yell in a funny voice and act flustered…

I was happy. Hell, imagine how you'd feel if you checked the score at 45 minutes in, then checked an hour later and saw it was a 2-2 draw?

Not that long. Even if you don't count the two Lebron teams (and, really, is there another player playing now who could've made those rosters work as well as they did?), Dirk did it 4 years ago, and there's no disputing that he led that team.

He actually can't "score with the best of them". Lebron, Harden, Durant, Dirk, Dragic (least this past season), Curry, those guys are well ahead of him when it comes to scoring proficiency at volume.

Just because Melo.

IT WASN'T SO BAD!

Nope, Goals Scored. We're up one on Ghana, but if they won, say, 3-0, and we lost to Germany 2-1, we'd lose.

Yeah, then it's total goals scored. We're up one goal on Ghana currently.