Just throw some weights on the inside-side.

You might not be able to trick them, but breathalyzers are bullshit, at least the way cops use them.

You know, 'homebrew' is the hipster, now.

Best name in the league? I don't really care that much about baseball, but I love saying 'Cespedes'. Yoenis is just icing on the cake.

You go die.

Nah, they were boring. I'm a Spurs fan, and I totally get how people didn't like watching Tim Duncan bank in 13 footers to win 88-80 games. I thought it was great, because nobody else had those moves, but it wasn't surprising, or crazy.

Dat Gex, tho.

MEATSACKER

The Lakers do sort've own the arena.

Nah, dawg, it's just a dumb thought.

Thankfully you're not a judge, because he's contractually obligated to do what the NBA says, y'know, since it's a private organization and not the fucking government, and it's pretty easy to understand that.

Yeah, you can just ask him to get it voided. It sucks, but that kind've thing happens.

Yo, dawg, you better watch your ass because MARINE TODD is coming for you.

And a blatant hand ball violation.

... no...

It doesn't brown. Browning is practically half of cooking stuff. Also, the cheese doesn't melt outside the bread and then become crispy in the pan.

I'm almost as proud as anyone of my local Mission burrito places, but San Diego's got a claim, too. And if there aren't like 12 California spots in the top 20, y'all know it's bad science.

Thanks, this brightened my morning. That's fucking hilarious.

I don't think this show really gets to play the, 'this is just how things are' card about anything past gravity. It's full of audience-fluffing bullshit, and comes off a lot like House of Cards to me: a cartoonish fantasyland, some of whose appeal is in pretending like you're getting a peek at 'how it really is'.

So, basically, it's better to have a system where people lie about their income (TO AVOID PAYING FOR ANYONE ELSE'S SERVICES) while being at the whims of their customers, who are supposedly the worst people on earth.