Change the fucking art, dude. The chimp was a bad choice, even leaving aside the racial tinge. If you're going for a monkeys/typewriters joke, it doesn't work, because this is thousands of people churning out the exact same thing, not thousands of people churning out random garbage until someone throws out a Macbeth.

Jay-Z pulling that Raquel Welch, arms at your sides shit.

I don't see thug bullshit like this in the NBA.

If you're 50/50 on whether I'm asking where your hand is located versus why you're not raising your hand, I'm not really sure what to do for you.

Rats...

Perpective.

Eh, they were pretty generous with the assists. So much so that the guys calling the game got a little pissed about them giving Westbrook his 10th.

So where's your hand?

Gotta hear both sides. #However

Not covered are the scumbags who tailgate you till you get over, and then just fucking maintain the same speed you were doing in the left lane.

Tailgating cops are the fucking worst.

You're a shitty driver. If I'm doing 75 in the left, and the right lane's doing 65, I'm going to wait to get clear before I get over. But if you pull up and act like a petulant shit, I'm going to take my time, so now you can wait till we're both clear and jump into the right lane to pass me.

Have you heard people talk about why they don't like the NBA?

The problem with this critique is that it relies on the idea that different interpretations of the question are going to be racially skewed, without any compelling reason to believe that's true.

I dig that, even if it overstates things a little. 1/whatever of your blood is going to be more uniform than 1/whatever of the population.

It's pretty aggravating that people don't get that. Even worse is that a number of people don't seem to understand that the NBA isn't a government entity.

It's deceptive to present one year's stats as the underlying reality when the prior three years aren't in line.

Trigger Warning: DOMINOS.

@jk_rowling It's "retweet"

It's "Dumbledore"