Sorry to be that guy, but the answer is not 'The Bible'. There's basically just one little passage that suggests that homosexuality is wrong, and there are many, many more prohibitions in the same book of the bible that are roundly ignored. A lot of dietary crap. Stuff about stoning people for adultery.

To be fair, Reggie and Ibaka were the only decent offensive players on the Thunder tonight. Westbrook and Durant both continued to shoot like crap. They were 11-45, and they turned the ball over 12 times.

I'm really loving Deandre Jordan. The Barkley impression, the faux-cringe face after he murdered Brandon Knight, now this. He seems like a hilarious dude.

Got that sweet Bay Area nerdgasm going on. Everyone but the Warriors and the historically sad-sack Raiders.

I think that's more a function of the playstyle today than Lebron's game. It's just an efficiency move that players get taught now. Had he grown up 20 years before, I doubt he would've done that.

Watered down? Sure, there are, what, two more teams, but the talent level's risen pretty dramatically since Jordan's era. Guys have been playing with the 3pt line their whole lives, way more people are playing basketball professionally, and that means that an even more select fraction of possible NBA players actually…

Funny how words only have one meaning, regardless of context.

This probably isn't the grossest thing, but I've seen plenty of people taking bumper-dumps around San Francisco. I haven't spent much time in other major cities, it's probably a common thing, but man, I saw two in one week a while back.

If you're thinking, "I didn't even realize they still made Busch Light,"

To paraphrase from the comments on another article:

Says you, hook hands!

Mmm... my baby loves it when I lie through my emission.

NO ONE CURRRR.

That doesn't make any sense as a response to my comment, and it may not make any sense at all.

Don't you remember all the good times that Steve Bartman gave us?

No! Stop! That way lies madness!

I agree with you about that use of 'right', but at the same time, banks like Chase are not just regular free market businesses.

Ditto. Just electrons all pingin' around telling me how to feel.

They have more than a child whose parents have their feet bound.

I agree with you, but I do think you could alter your language a bit there. "People altering their feet" does, as someone else said, kind've 'disappear' the fact that victims of foot binding had no say in the matter. It's not your intention, and it's not the end of the world, but it's also not totally accurate.