“The bride and groom unintentionally posed in front of a garbage dumpster, foreshadowing the first few years of their marriage.”

Yes, I know. You’re voting for Bernie. Clinton is the establishment candidate. She takes money from corporations. He’s a man of the people. #feelthebern #notvotingforhillary #goingtostatetheaboveeverytimehernameisevermentionedanywhere

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

Hey Sunfish! Say hi to ya motha for me!

Gift idea: diamond cream

Oh the carnage! There were thick black glasses frames, torn gingham dress shirts and spilled 7 dollar cans of PBR everywhere.