This is a rough draft, so bear with me....

She kind of looks like Topanga to me.

A more apt comparison, perhaps.

Way to 'economically dominate most likely through inheritance' the competition. #GoCrimson

Why is Drew Cary so bad at announcing big winners. He just sounded angry that the guy won twice. C'mon Drew, Bob would have made that guy feel like Elton John on heroin.

Good lord Drew Carey has aged, I didn't even recognize him.

Yep, he's such a loser. He doesn't even spend his time insulting complete strangers on the internet.

Sind Sie das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!

This is a game site, damn it.

She is a hot, tough as nails, cool as Vodka, obviously capable, intelligent cop-woman, with eyes that are slightly bigger than they should be... has nothing to do with feminism, dear, being a lesbian does not mean you are automatically a feminist, quite to the contrary. If it was a hot dude, tough as nails, muscular…

Crimea's Attorney General is the Female Titan.

For sure, it seems every time there's an article on here about speedrunning, someone comes out of the woodwork with a holier-than-thou attitude about glitched runs, and I'm pretty sure none of them have ever seriously speedrunned a game in their life. There's more than enough room in the speedrunning community for…

No doubt hard at work thinking up ways to block his baby teeth from transferring out of his mouth even though he doesn't need them anymore

i hate Oreos. they are tasty enough but the way they stick to your teeth is disgusting. no food should require that amount of brushing to remove it from your teeth.

Nine balls in the hole at the same time? A Brazzers exec just got a flash of inspiration.

To be fair, that's one of the more difficult levels in Paperboy.

The general rule is "if you have to ask yourself that, the answer is no."

Hell, I'm upset you even have to ask.

This isn't even related, but I have to ask.