So, we shouldn't have journalistic integrity?

Great. Where can I send him money?

Uh-oh....

Clearly this was also intended as an insult to the people of Argentina as well because Arse and Argentina both start with A.

We've been slaying lots of orcs lately around the Kotaku office/converted anti-orc nemesis death fortress lately—lots and lots, all thanks to Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor. But not all orcs want to kill or even fight. Some just want to drink. Orcish Inn's Animal Crossing-esque antics are for them.

Daba Dee Daba Die

That's not really a thing that can happen though. The only gametype that allows you to end up opposite people in your party is Rumble, the free for all.

Check your skepticism at the door.

Dolan plz

If you took the time to read, you'd notice that it's for early access to a demo.

The game will be out October 3rd. It's not like getting a demo early has any significant value.

Much like his Cowboys, Jerry Jones has no defense.

This is Gawker Media in a nutshell:

So is he the Prince of Tennis or Baby Steps?

Thanks for the videos, but I don't know how you guys got a clean copy without them pixelating the good stuff.

You can activate and play The Sims 4 on multiple PCs, provided that you download Origin and activate your account. Your save data doesn't migrate quite as easily as the core game, however. If you want to travel with your most up-to-date Sims data, you'll have to copy your save files onto, say, a thumb drive and then…

Math teacher: Okay, class. League A awards four points for passing touchdowns. League B awards six points for passing touchdowns. How many more points would Peyton Manning earn in League B than League A? Anyone? Yes, go ahead, Timmy.

'He's going to hit you so hard you turn into an Asian woman'

Its all well and good that you're certain in Nathan's assurances. But I have to say that is beyond the point.

I don't like changing the name of characters that are already a predefined "character". Link, Ryu from Breath of Fire, Tidus, I can't change the name of because it's weird. They have a life and stuff that's not mine, so why should I change their name to mine?