Not to be all "Simpsons did it," but Colbert totally stole that shit from 4chan. Or, you know, wherever 4chan originally stole it from.

You just did.

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If eating animals is wrong, I don't want to be right.

You could at least use their current logo in the pic instead if the one from the Shawn Alexander era.

You can suck on a big fat 1 after Sunday. The fans whether you like it or not have an impact and wearing number 12 is a sign of support for the entire team, not bragging about yelling. You're not from around here though so I forgive your ignorance.

Iwata did not say that.

Iwata talked about a new health platform. Didn't say a damn word about a new gaming system.

You're assuming people are smart. Many are not.

But that's the crazy thing about it. He failed the test years ago, and the suspension is for missing follow up tests when he wasn't even playing in the NFL.

Riiiiiiiight, like we havent been inundated with every statistic on how good our D is.

Suck it.

I actually think we're better off without him. He hits hard and gets picks, but he'd routinely get beat in coverage and QBs would target him. I think Maxwell is a far better cover corner and makes our defense even better.

One of the best things about Lynch: he makes some of the most amazing 2 yard runs.

You need to learn about Earl Thomas.

How the fuck did Jezebel get credentials for media day? AMIRITE?

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Sorry about your fake sport for oxy-ed up white trash. Please accept my peace offering of seven packs of mayo swiped from Arby's without paying for anything, as is traditional for your people.

If we ended every MMA fight when one participant was unable to coherently form a sentence, they would all be called as soon as they started.