Well, you've gotta give the guy a small measure of credit for trying to possibly goad Bethesda into saying something or slipping out a clue, even if it was an unrealistic venture. Bethesda is sure doing a fine job building up the anticipation with their silence for a game we all know is coming out sometime in the…

Important things to note from the link, from the developers:

At first I thought they were talking about the actual volume of the condom...

Thankfully, they were not!

When I tried that, they didn't answer, but then they returned my call for a touchdown.

Surprised the call wasn't intercepted by another restaurant out of town.

End all sentences with "Go Hawks." Impression complete.

That's weird, I called a local spot in in Houston and told them I was Matt Schaub then we must've lost our connection or something.

The real Russell Wilson would never let an interaction go by without issuing rote platitudes about the quality of his opponent and his faith in his coaches and teammates.

week 9 the Titans looked to have "most average team" on lock down, but it looks like the Rams and Steelers are fighting for it now. Seems fitting.

+1 Unrequited love is the worst.

This guy right here I call "The Sexual Assaulter" because this move got him banned from 17 strip clubs!

When you're a coach you love having this guy on your team because you know he'll do anything you say, no questions asked.

Mike Tirico's Inner Monologue: "What is he— can it be? Yes! He is reaching for my manly chest! All the days, the years I've longed for this, and finally my fantasies have come to fruition! Sure, to some, it may seem like a mere playful grope, but I know better. When you work alongside a man for so long, you can sense…

And here it is, your poorly-drawn MS Paint Canadian equivalent map!

I am so glad I'm not the only one who roughhouses with their child. I've been throwing my boy around since about 6 months, and he has always loved it! There's this myth that goes around that we need to be absolutely gentle with babies and shelter them from pain. That's far from the truth. Sure, we need to be gentle at…

And on the other hand we have the NFL's "Circle of Parody" which is the circumference immediately around Ford Field.

First name Russell...

Russell Wilson is #1 or #2 on every list. Despite all the hype, I still find him underrated as a passer.

Half a yard and half a percent from a Triple Crown for Russell Wilson, which just goes to show what I've always said about him.

One of the lessons from data as these is Russell Wilson is a much better passer than white people give him credit for (and poorer runner, fwiw).