Suspended five matches and stripped of her volleyball captaincy for being a designated driver for her drunk friends? I'd say she got off easy. Schiano would have cut her for being that lame.

Thought I'd pay homage to the games that started it all off.

And now... in GIF form! Oh Brock, you rascal.

Obviously!

When you see it...

Oh, good ol' DICKS

Gary Fucking Oak

He's fairing much better than his receivers, who haven't caught shit all season.

Rule 34.2

Perhaps a sequel called: "Hey You, Pikachu U"?? Hmmm.???

Look, I get that the big question these days is "Could Alabama beat Jacksonville?" but this seems just a little over the top.

You Owned Limbs Once.

Is there a toll-free hotline for reporting anyone we find not following the guidelines so they can be sent to a labor camp?

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"Fucking hell, Joseph Heller. I've seen heavy-handed, but this: Yossarian must recognize the chaos of war and the paradoxes of military service in the viscera of another man? I of course know the novel is important, but Christ, how the hell am I supposed to write a term paper about this?"

Of all people, you'd think WNBA players would know to keep the kissing off of the hardwood.

I don't remember Pete Carroll coming out and saying, first hand anyway, that he doubts the official 9/11 report. I've read that people have heard him say he's skeptical, but it's a lot different then going on a radio station and saying the shit Bobby V did.

Pete Carroll is also skeptical of this 9/11 "response."