on the Brandon Browner bit: He was injured before his suspension, and he wasn't playing great before the injury. Byron Maxwell has filled into the spot just fine. He got 4 interceptions in the last 4 regular season games (1 @49ers, 2 @Giants, 1 vs Rams), which is pretty damn good.

I honestly don't understand why some people pronounced pwn as "own" when there was already the word "own" that had essentially the same meaning in gaming circles . If you're going to have two words with the same meaning, at least pronounce them differently.

"These young ladies need to know that there are different things you can do in life....like working for me at Papa John's. Better ingredients, Better Pizza, Papa John's"

Cricket

This is top level banter right here.

It's a game designed for adults to play that we allow kids to play in order to become good when they're adults.

and only brits/former british colonies care about grasshopper, a sport on par with baseball when it comes to complete and utter boredom

What'd you end up using? I'm secretly hoping it was baby batter

What, you want Peyton to win another ring, or the 49ers getting another? I can understand the Patriots hate (Boston becomes extremely unbearable after a championship), but I don't understand why everyone doesn't want Seattle to get their first one.

Pretty sure an update can't change those terrible EA graphics.

between Peyton and Eli

Five! Five interceptions ah ah ah

Hail Mary? Pfft. Just run Da Bomb every play.

Russell actually mentioned the whole thing in today's press conference, and said that the hostess was pissed at Bennett for lying.

Look at that big ole Cheshire Cat smile he was wearing afterwards and tell me that wasn't intentional

First name Russell...

I loved RRR, especially him on it. Can't say I missed him from the team though. He was a funny guy, but he just wasn't that good of a player.

Almost as cringeworthy as the FOAM!!!!! video. Almost.

Should be paired with Woody as John/Jack Marston from RDR

I found it, but it's not what you wanted.