OMG, I’m really sorry you are dying, and you can’t be at home. Cancer suxxxxxxx! Life is so random. I’m going to pick through my GIF file and see if I have anything suitable for you:

I know it’s so sad! I have terminal cancer (at 36, lucky me) and had to go into a long term nursing facility this week because we can no longer meet my needs at home. My sister took my cat in and he’s so heartbroken in the pics she sends me. He was to wear the cone of shame because he pulls his fur out when he’s…

This is why, when I’m walking down a street or hall and people are coming toward me, I don’t get out of the way. The only people who have bumped into me are men. Only a handful apologize. I don’t though.

Why is it so hard for these people to be polite. You can compliment someone on their service without making it sound like “omg you’re almost good enough to be an American”.

I don’t think they can really appeal since it’s moot at this point.

...in which he wrote that Glass’s new project “should be rewarding for her considering she didn’t appear on Crystal Castles’ best known songs.”

This Admin is redefining the term ‘political corruption’ in ways that are so ridiculously flagrant, it’s almost like they know they’ll face no consequences from a knuckle-dragging base of supplicants, a cowed press, and terrified political opponents. Weird, huh?

Just like child rape, there is only one valid defense to having sex with someone in police custody -

I’m of the view there’s no appropriate time to release a film like this and maybe we can stop making films that pedal the fantasy that any teenage girl would be interested in gross older guys altogether. The fantasy is entirely ONE-SIDED.

You motherfucker.

I forgot to send one in but I did locate the exact day when Gawker crested and began to go downhill.

As long as no beautiful flags were disrespected, we’re all good?

This isn’t nuts, it’s terrifying. These people are sheep, devoted to the ravings of a madman and incapable of contradictory thought. Holy fucking shit are we fucked.

Watching Auntie Rachel last night about this was enough to give any sane person a rage stroke. The USS Comfort is docked, finally, in Puerto Rico, with hundreds of hospital beds at the ready and 800 doctors and nurses and PAs ready to help, and yesterday, while at least 4 people died in hospitals in San Juan itself…

It sounds almost identical to the ways in which parts of the BBC tried to kill the Jimmy Saville story

The only part about all of this I find even remotely surprising is that Weinstein clearly thinks that he’s on track for a comeback.