That’s right dummy, WE TOLD YOU.

The shitty charcoal grill suggestion kills me Buneko, but as a Texan I’m required by state law to cook on a real smoker with MESQUITE.

If you can make the sizes work, that should be OK. I generally think you want only a shallow rim on the pan your brisket is sitting in (which is why I suggest making it out of aluminum foil), because of a probably superstitious belief that the brisket benefits from more of it being exposed to the smoke, but I’m…

The noise must be a symphonic cacophony, if you add in the guy’s cursing and ow-owing.

Cats have always made life worth living for me. The idea of spending a single day catless is my idea of hell.

I love that the cat’s oblivious, then the guitar falls to add insult to injury.

Cats destroy yoga could be a theme.

Yogassholes.

I’m glad your cat is not an asshole! 10 years is a long time, and she sounds like a sweetheart. A bitchy sweetheart ;p

That smile. She ate a heart later that night.

Also this one-

Is this where we’re sharing pictures of our cats? Because I’m sharing pictures of my cat. Also sometimes I photoshop in pictures of dinosaurs.

I live in East Texas. Pretty much any yoga I do between March and November is hot yoga.

I’m having a crappy time and this helped a little bit. Thank you.

But what about the lizard crawling on the wall?!?!?

Everyone calls it Whole Paycheck. No one calls it Whole Check except for Jezebel.

“Hey, let’s collude on this box of wine.”

From the link: Pangborn’s mother, Dianna Williams, told the Associated Press a different version of how her daughter wound up giving birth in the forest.

While no scientific studies have clearly shown a link between vaccines and autism, I’m definitely seeing one between Scientology and anti-vaxxer lunacy.