It has become clear that The Gay Mafia now controls the weather.

I've said it before, but I just can't stay on the Paul Walker Grief Train knowing about his penchant for teenagers. It's still sad that he died, of course, but this huge outpouring is unnerving. Let's just say the sadness is tempered by a full-body skin crawl.

Kim, slaving away on an Easter basket, surrounded by photos of herself.

Grass is just filler for poor people’s baskets, apparently.

The outrage is because one) Bill Maher has shown in the past that he very islamophobic two) Zayn from One Direction deals with a lot of jokes about him being a terrorist because he is a Muslim . Asking Zayn “Where were you during the Boston Marathon?” is offensive, sigh this site really is privileged mess.

Yeah, facial similarities are hilarious, Bill.

And what’s so terrifying about these people is that the bible spicifcally says “Hey. This is a losing battle. “ so how do god fearing republicans justify this whole “Bring Jesus back to the masses” shit?! Oh, and I'm even a Christian...but I truly am ok with people not being religious...that's what supposedly makes…

Dial it back several notches, drama llama. I never said that I was affronted. I was just saying that you're hideously wrong.

Oh, well, Christ will really appreciate that great transfer of wealth, at least. That guy always needs money.

No, they convinced a lot of people in areas without access to clean drinking water who were producing perfectly adequate breast milk that their babies needed formula to be healthy.

From Colbert a few years ago... Nestle's chairman talking about how all water resources should be privatized and monetized, http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/7udg5z/…

If you would care to explain how a company hoarding a thing people need to survive then selling it back to them at a massive profit ISN'T sociopathic, I'd be happy to have that discussion with you.

without resorting to half-baked, dramatized drivel like that

No, you. Pinkham was stating a simple fact. Corporations have one purpose: to make money. They're amoral. When they do nice things, it's for PR, which enhances profit.

my religious freedom is being attacked because there are other religions

Jesus always struck me as the crossfit type.

15 at Ozzfest in Texas in the middle of the summer

mass must go on! that’s what i was told. the nurse at the er later was equally incredulous. google the sspx, they aren’t nice people.

Yeah, that must have been really hard for you, having a cold while your friend was mourning the loss of a child. How did you and your expert husband and wonderful children ever cope with such a dilemma?