If they choose to deliver at home, state law forbids them from being assisted by a midwife or other skilled provider.

so can't have an abortion, can't give birth safely..... great

Ok, but only one is potty-trained and you won't know WHICH until they get there!

My ex and I did this once. A loud, disruptive family of ~6 paid for their meal and left no tip. Walked out on their bar tab.

We asked our waitress what the bill's total was, and tipped 30% on their tab, as well as our entire bill + 30% tip. There wasn't much we could do about the bar tab, though. =(

I just sneezed and got a fun panty favor

I've done the same, the Lucile's I frequent has amazing food and service, despite being a chain. The last few times I have gone I have had the misfortune of sitting near douchenozzles.

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

sits down in his usual chair which happens to be in my section that night, and places his usual order of Finger Chicken (chicken fingers...har har)

One is a man, one is a woman.

Bravo, but, to be fair, plenty of trans people do not consider themselves to have been born a man or a woman or whatever. Gender is a social construct. I was born a baby who developed a gender identity between 3-5, and it was girl. A very recent study (and I need to write about it) confirms that transgender children…

He drove.

News flash: you can get gestational diabetes while having a perfectly healthy weight. Hormones.

Are you really fat shaming a baby?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (and dang it is expensive)

I love it when people compare the rights of human beings to those of animals and think it doesn't make them look completely fucking ridiculous.

lol what even is this

Haha I wish I could! It wasn't bad, but I am pretty awkward and discovered that night one night stands aren't really my thing. But he was super hot and nice, and it makes a great story!

This is going to sound weird, gross, & kind of troubling but I swear it's true. My father (Gestapo Leo as we called him) was born in Szentpeterfa, Hungary. After the 56' revolution my uncle got out & after a few years sent for my father. When I was 14 we went to visit (my 3rd time). Everything is pretty old-school…

Live worms and live crickets (not at the same time! Because that would be gross.)

A booger picked from someone's boyfriend's nose, for $100, and a tragicomically misguided sense of pride and honour. I was 18 and.... not sober.