It's hard for me to be upset when a domestic abuser is suspended.

I love that there's snow in that Magic Dog Land. It's like The Lion, The Witch, and the Macbook.

See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

Holy god, that was the most canned, rehearsed-sounding speech I've heard in a long while. The tone and cadence were pure Sally Struthers PSA. I kept expecting her to tell us that for just pennies a day, we could ensure that poor Iowa school children would have more than one pair of shoes.

Have you never been hit on by someone you aren't attracted to? It's awkward and nerve-wracking, and it puts you in a bad position. There is no right answer, just a series of increasingly wrong ones.

I have the red storm in town this week

I don't know ... I agree with you that most of his so-called 'progressive' statements have been massively overblown, and he's really not said anything that contradicts catholic teaching ... and technically neither do these statements, but I have some conservative catholic friends who get really, really, really mad…

YES! OH GOD YES!

I KNEW YOU WRETCH OF A HUMAN WOULD COME SCREECHING IN HERE

I get the feeling you don't fine dine regularly on account of you behaving like an animal and having the speech and grammar of a third grader.

You are an asshole who likes to treat people poorly. You have proven further through your comments that you are a vile person. Insulting people by calling them "retarded" illustrates that you are a zero human. Crawl back to your hole.

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

As a child, my whole room was plastered with her! I had the bed set, curtains, watch, clothes, etc. etc. It's crazy. Have no Idea why I was obsessed with her.

I think Spratt actually saw Mary & Tony leaving the hotel in Liverpool. He was there for a wedding.

Republicans. They can dish it but they can't take it. If this was a high profile liberal's wife, the gloating and smarmy tweets and Fox News stories would be innumerable.

The only people that would ever agree to using smart guns are the same exact people that take more stringent precautions to keep their guns locked away from their children as is. How do you get the other side to see that being responsible is not an infringement of their rights?

Oh my god I am dying for this wretch of a human to come screeching into the comments.

My husband and I were at a restaurant with a large menu when a normal 30 something couple comes in. They both sit on the same side of the booth and the woman starts reading the menu to her male companion. She reads the title, description then price for all of the appetizers. I assumed he was blind, couldn't read,…