In 7th grade I was trying to catch up to my friend by our lockers, so I jogged over to her and shouted "Kenna, wait up!" As I did so, I rolled my ankle, and felt it crack. I was just wearing flip flops! (Not even those sky high Rocket Dog shoes that were popular at the time). Teachers had to carry me to the office,…

Oh and to post on behalf of my husband, he gave himself a concussion on our homemade slip-n-slide that was actually a 100ft long piece of painters plastic. I had suggested putting an inflatable pool at the bottom but he said it wasn't necessary and went hard into that metal fence. I'm not sure if this was dumb,…

i'm just one of those people who constantly hurts themselves, in little insignificant ways. like my automatic reaction to any bump or slip or anything is an 'ow,' just to be prepared, then i assess if there's any actual damage.

I did that in bed once! Reached down one-handed to hike the covers a little farther up, but they were caught on something and didn't budge, so I just yanked harder. At which point I lost my grip and punched myself in the face. No lasting damage, but my husband couldn't go to sleep for twenty minutes b/c he was…

ahh teenage rage!

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.

Once, in a fit of teenage rage, I sliced the entire bottom of my foot off walking up the stone steps of our laundry room. And through my incredible teenage rage, I didn't register the pain or blood and walked around my carpeted house with my foot bleeding so profusely, my parents' came home from a meeting to find me…

I fell down the three stairs on my porch, grabbed hold of the porch column with one hand, swung around and slammed face first into my car that was parked in the driveway.

Not me, but at my corporate software office, we would sometimes have tea breaks, where a few of us would gather at the break table, make a nice pot of an interesting loose-leaf tea, and relax for a few. Anyway, one of the mates brought in a fancy iron teapot, and for some reason, they decided to do a manly contest to…

See what you did, Republicans? Lack of funding for science education is hurting small business now.

At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts.

Was his best friend named Stacy?

This is actually the best thing. I always say that but this time I mean it. Forwarding to mi madre.

THAT READER WAS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"LIBERTÉ, ÉGALITÉ, FRATERNITÉ, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

That was my exact thought.

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

as someone w a flat white ass this is super rude

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

So over the way this is being portrayed nationally.