Exactly. It took a week to move on the owners, but would take hours to move on a player or coach. To better illustrate the disparity, nobody is using this as an example of a culture among the owners, whereas player misconduct is always used as "proof" of some thuggish, terrible culture by observers.

Or, you know...another victory for basic human decency.

He could have sold anytime in recent memory and made that exact same boatload. He didn't, because he wanted to own the team. Now he can't.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

I am so going to hell...

Daily mail picture, its terrifying

He still handles race better than Donald Sterling.

I can't believe this is happening! The Supreme Court ruled that racism no longer exists in America.

A plastic tablet was also unearthed just under the topsoil:

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I…

If only we had some leads! GAH!

i'm actually taken aback by the number of people here who find this to be 100% legit. :-/

I agree, this reminds me of the semi-comprehensible, profanity-laced facebook posts my Alabama frat boy cousin posts. I'm 80% sure this is a guy, but it is also possible that it's a woman parroting that style. I'm a lady who likes sex with a lot of slattern friends, and this is not how we would talk about sex.

Redemption doesn't mean pretending it didn't happen. Redemption is the fact that he's no longer in jail and is playing Major League Baseball. Redemption doesn't mean that people don't have the right to talk about it, and it certainly doesn't mean that somebody has the right to dictate whether other people talk about…

I have a dashcam in my Element for about a month now. In that time, I have almost been in two wrecks (almost caused by other morons) If it continues, I'll make a compilation video for you guys.

You all are so mean. I responded to this ad and this gentleman was fantastic. Sure, he "murdered" me, and now I'm a "ghost" speaking to you from "beyond the grave". But before he stabbed me 30 or 40 times(I know-you were expecting death by gun, weren't you??! he's full of romantic surprises like that). But back to…

"If I am interested in you, I will send a reply with a date and location for our first meeting....where I will kill you."