Do not be surprised if that happens. Operation Rescue used to be the biggest, best-funded anti-choice terrorism organization until...Planned Paenthood sued them in Houston. And won.

Your mom didn’t let you shave them off????? That’s rough for 10.

I am probably going to dream about your uncle’s nose.

I was just in the back yard letting a gorgeous beetle crawl over my hand while I examined it. Cockroaches make me cry with fear, though. (I know, I know.)

I vomited in the van on my first day of first grade. We had moved to London from Houston a couple of months before and I was so excited to actually be going to REAL SCHOOL that I technicolor yawned all over the van. Note: It was not a school bus. It was more like a station wagon. I doubt I was popular that day.

I just finished, too!

Will you be my new BFF?

Your operating procedure is admirable and I fully plan to copy it. Thank YOU! Honestly, I love it. Just love it.

The Trevor Project. http://www.thetrevorproject.org/

Of course, since this applies only to hourly employees it does nothing at all to crack the glass ceiling. Naturally.

Does it make you feel better to be mean and nasty to strangers? I’m really curious about people like you. Are you like this to people when they can see your face or just on the internet?

The girls’ names? Jayanti and Jogendra Duggar-Chopra.

You did nothing to be ashamed of and I’m willing to bet that she completely understood. She was in the same emotional/mental space you were. *sincere hug*

The only other thing she always told me she wanted was to have the gold in her teeth pulled out to pay for shit. I mentioned it and everyone called me ghoulish.

Almost spat red wine all over the place. Jebus.

You’re Amy Schumer and this is from a new movie, right?

You have to be shitting me. No way.

.2 ounces. Less than a gram.

It doesn’t matter. The county indemnifies employees for all but intentional acts. (I worked at the Harris County Attorney’s Office while I was in law school.)

This hire is a clear signal that Scott Walker aims to dismantle tenure and thereby academic freedom nationwide. We know the Kochs fund slanted university research and faculty. Without the protections of tenure (as odious as tenure can be), academics can and will be fired for their views. With a full faculty of True…