She does not like him anymore. That is why she is not having much sex with him. It's what happens when a marriage is on the rocks. C'mon, guys!

My ex-husband could have drafted that. The real reason for no sex? I didn't like him anymore. At all. I don't think he ever understood that.

In Houston, they'd leave a throw-down missile.

I thought that was where it was. Incredibly creative and amusing.

He has horse teeth, that's for sure.

There was actually a Marlboro Red dessert created for Tony Bourdain for one of his tv shows. Of course, it was actually edible and tasty, per Bourdain's smiles.

Was the anti-semitism really necessary?

My brother had a short wave radio when we were kids. We used to listen to numbers stations when we found them. It's government. Very clear-speaking people, just saying numbers. We had no clue what they were, of course. We were kids.

Got my shorts on. I'm ready.

And she'd heard it all before.

The fact that he says these sorts of things on a regular basis (the Instagram fight was an old topic, apparently) doesn't bother you?

Happy to see that Zombie Queen Elizabeth is successful this go-round.

Black Twitter is very real and quite an education if you're a white feminist like me.

That only doctors or scientists should talk about medicine and science.

The lawyers arguing this case before the Supreme Court would beg to differ, as would I.

Good luck breaking down this out-dated and very Republican regulatory wall. (Yes, it's Republican, commentariat. Look at which of your state politicians receive more donations from owners of car dealerships.)

Former higher-ed employment law attorney here: You are absolutely correct. There is also no maternity leave issue to get pissed about because a) she is not pregnant, and b) is asking for something beyond the guarantees of the FMLA.

I was grinding hazelnuts (the BEST NUT) and turned the damn thing on while I was cleaning nuts out of the blade. Worse, I had not had a single drop of alcohol. No excuses.

The blade was embedded in my finger bone. Totally my fault. Dialed 9-1-1 with either my nose or tongue. Can't remember which.

It was really bad because I was an attorney for the major hospital in the area and mortified at the bloody accident I'd had. I asked the EMTs to take me to a different hospital, and wound up with a moonlighting doctor from NASA. Turns out that doctor and I had a case together (accident during a NASA experiment at our…