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He’s “rich” and barely that until he proves otherwise.

I automatically added the Fuck Steve Harvey lol

Right! So they’re leaving their house at 3:30 AM. I had a gig in the OC, and my black ass was up five days a week at 5 AM, 4 AM if I wanted to hit yoga before work. How early do you think Marjorie gets up to spend his money?

Some of the hardest working people I’ve ever met ranged from poor AF to lower middle class.

And even if they have a car/parking, traffic is a muthafucka. 

Who the fuck does he think opens Starbuck’s at 5AM?  Teachers, security guards, waitresses, cooks, paperboys all are up before his ass.

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Or maybe we all need to look at Missy Elliot, 10 years ago, and STFU.

It gives them a stiffy and since they can’t really rape the help like in the olden days...

Yes, yes, yes Black AF baby Jesus with braided locs. This shit gave me all kinds of life. But this right here tho?

“If security touches me, I swear to Gawd, it will be the worst time,” my mama’s play sister explains.

Juandalynn Givan no fucks about White fragility.

That’s a nice fantasy to have, but no one wants your ugly, insecure (given that you tried to make shopping at Goodwill an insult,) low self-esteem (given that you tried to insult a Black woman who had to correct a white colleague’s shitty behavior by calling her “masculine,”) having, flat ass. This ain’t a white

After carefully considering all the nominees, the great state of “Wish a Muthafucka WOULD” nominates Juandalynn Givan as the Democratic nominee for president. Forever ending the Orange Plague that has beset our great nation!!!

Sister Givan then goes into a point-pull-snatchback-hold:

Demonitizing the account does not mean it’s not still making money for youtube, just that they no longer pass the 1-2% of ad sales to the channel’s creator. So yes, youtube (google) is still profiting off of this child abuse/slavery.

Why the ____ isn’t youtube immediatly blocking that account?  Could it possibly be the ad money the account is making for them?

Take your fucking star... damn you to hell and back.

The pepper spray budget alone would make your eyes water.

Worked with a guy in Oakland (CA)who grew up in MN, wore flipflops all winter...in MN. When I later moved (back) there, I actually got corroboration from people who knew him.

Happens all the time in Minnesota, upstate NY, New England and other high snow low temp places. We don’t stand a chance - in the winter