I’m going to put the ass in assume and say she has help. I’m basing this off of a Janet Jackson concert I saw on HBO way back in the day.

Naw, we woke up in groundhog country. Every few clicks someone has to talk about how girls and women should act and act like they are the first person to say it.

Dudes dancing together is just a thing at prom. One of the local DJs use to play tapes of the proms he worked at on the public access station. White dudes you to get their lives to Brass Monkey and black dudes would just kirk out to whatever was the hot jam.

Me and my little eighth grade crew studied that Seventeen like the bible. Those style shows ever came near my town either.

Nope. The 90's was way more lax/progressive. My senior prom was in 98 and we were wearing shit that would get kids thrown in the stocks today.

For the white En Vogue member in you. dun dun

At least you didn't wear sparkly woven gold heels like I did. I got lots of wear out of those things.

How dope of you. I have this silly little dream that if I could sew real well, I would make cool prom dresses for girls with low fund and bigger girls.

At least your mom came around. My mom is still mad that I didn’t get best dressed in high school. My mid to late 90's years were spent in career clothes from the 80's.

I saw a clip from the dance Seventeen and all the girls looked like hard 40's. They also looked quite sad.

Do you keep your ipod/iphone in a Crown Royal bag?

I don’t have cable anymore and Bring IT! is one of the four or five shows I miss. I love the dancing. I love the yelling. I love it all.

I’d settle for Abby getting locked in a glass box with Ms. D from Bring It!

I haven’t watched SYTYCD in some time. Please hand over the details of old Litgoe. The wack ass hip hop numbers ran me off.

I’d watch it every week, if they did.

The hell? gahuh...duwhuhooo. No ma’am. I’ve seen videos of kids just light up the floor, but I’m expecting the dirt worst talent show cheese from this spin off.

Those smiles just scream “Kill you in your sleep and then talk shit to your momma about it under their breath”.

I don’t work with wood and I don’t kick it with people that work with wood, but I’m picking up what you’re putting down. Smelling like wood just doesn’t do it for me.

You took the words right out of my mouth. The only other things I know about men’s tennis is that games can go five sets long and Rafa Nadal loves to dig in his butt.

Somebody brought their baby to Juno and that li’lin cried the whole time. I was taken back because this theater is in the boujie part of town.