I thought you said surprise mortgage for a second. My poor Barbies had to live in a house I made out of a Pepsi box. 5 dolls in a three bedroom house with one bathroom.

Nah, but I use to take a bit out of a stick of butter and then keep on rocking.

I’m not surprised. I noticed that grammarians think their grasp of written grammar excuses their lack of tact.

I had chocolate flavored lip gloss when I was a real little kid. I’m shocked I didn’t look like some pint sized scat play enthusiast and I know I took a couple of bites of that stuff.

I’m pretty close to being a fall apart woman. My current go to bra is 15/16 years old.

The look in the middle? I only like her hair.

BTW the guy I’m talking about goes by Finn Baylor.

I’m five feet tall, so I would have to get the mother hemmed.

I don’t like that length either. I have enough probs with my arms to add odd sleeves to the mix. I also think this dress may not be kind to short women like myself.

I can’t. There’s an indy-ish wrestling that loves to show his ankles out of kayfabe and it messes with his looks.

You just reminded me of prom dress shopping along with any other time I put on a dress that wasn’t somebody else’s first. Speaking of prom dress shopping: Fuck you aunt Bell, fuck you! Wearing some gaudy ass old lady dress is just as bad as wearing a dress that doesn’t fit. The last thing a girl with body issues wants…

My mom always liked to bring up style. Mom believed and still believes that there’s no such thing s out of style. This was how she excused her hand-me-down addiction and her penchant for trying to hide my body. She had a body like a boy and she didn’t get attention from boys because of it. So, she was beyond mad when…

womp womp womp

and the a-line box and the fit and flare box. I think I need to turn in my fashion stan card because those two styles of dresses look alot alike to me.

It beets the hell out of the craft cone dresses that are supposed to look good on everybody.

I wish it stopped at her knees. I think it would look less bridal and red carpet basic if it stopped at her knees.

You gotta do what you gotta do. Who know what I would have done to my brother’s toys, if I didn’t like them so much. He chewed up my Rock’n’Curl Jem’s shoes.

Word. crush crush crush crush crush crush

Frankly, I think The Misfits Hit It Big needs to be a real thing. The Misfits never really had an origin story. They just appeared in the cartoon, the new comic, and the trashfire of a movie.