I read mason jar so many times in your post that my mind started turning it into other words like mason jorts. I wish people would calm the fuck down with mason jars, but I fear they will just do the same thing with something else. I’m not going to be good if I see a headline about coffee cans becoming the new mason…

Oh dear, dear. I heard 125,736 versions of this statement on my local news stations' facebook pages lately.

I love it when immature people that get in trouble for saying greasy stuff tell everyone else to grow up. Don’t you? /s

I like Thicke more than the average Jezzie, but his statch looks like Paula used a strap on to give him a dirty Sanchez.

He's born into entertainment and he's worked in the industry for some time, but he only had so much fame before Blurred Lines. He didn't quite know how to handle more than 200 random black adults knowing who he is and liking his music. At least that's the conclusion my cousin and I came to the last time we talked.

Well, Thicke did make a song named cocaine. Dud'es never been coy about his drug use.

Peacamole reminds me of all the jokes my brother and I made about the bougie KFC. I'm afraid that kale wedges may actually happen.

Word! I'd rather have kapers(sp?)

I saw a pink version of this case on Amazon the other day. It wasn't sparkly and it was breast cancer pink. I saw window shopping for a pink BB gun.

I remember that reading and oh wow was it grand. I'm the one that kept on sitting on his custom print dress.

Vin Badu. I will never forget his name because he pissed me off from the beginning of that season until he finally lost. What had me fucked up was how everyone else thought he was doing too much. I didn't expect the other designers to look at him the same way I did.

Uniforms are lazy, not advanced. I don't have time for that Beggars in Spain shit.

Thank you for bringing this up. Back when Jez was on my facebook feed, an article like this one brought out all the whackjobs and haters of autistic people. One jerk that pissed me off was a mother of an autistic child. She was wailing and braying about how having an autistic child was the worst possible thing to…

Yogurt just isn't my jam right now. I don't fuck with the mass market stuff because it's almost as sweet as ice cream and I'd rather just have ice cream. Plain yogurt is just too damn plain. Putting fruit, nuts, ands, and butts doesn't tone down the plainness. I'll happily try a dish that uses yogurt, but that's about…

How much money do I have to give you if I title my feminist mixtape Magical Pussy Food?

Ham is the pretty on the inside girl before she gets her teen rom com makeover.

I snakc on bread because I'm lazy and that's the only way I enjoy more...earthy breads.

I'm holding my breath for a Crybaby musical.

This reminds me of the youtube videos from 2008 where teen boys dance humped furniture.

Pajama jeans: because you just have to pay $40 for sub par stretch jeans