Woman! Woman! Tell that mother fucking truth! The term flattering is in my unholy trinity of tepid, standoffish, and passive-aggressive complements.

Yes ma'am! I'm 5'0 with short as shit legs and I rarely wore long or longish dresses during my "shop" days. I didn't have access to well cut skirts and dresses , so most of the long or longish dresses that were at my disposal were big balls of fabric that made me look like a big ball of dumpiness.

Family really is the worst. All my cousins that are women now have a story of our mom's talking about how big our boobs would get. I know for a fact my mom is mad I'm not the B cup she thought I would be. My younger step brother said that he liked my body and he didn't know what he's do if we weren't related.

Get your family involved. My mom, my grandmas, and my aunts said froggy things about my body before any dirtball dude did. Sometimes they knew I was in earshot and sometimes they didn't, but it made me feel weird about my body. Let your family know that the things they say in jest have an effect on your daughter.…

Similar. Anything that involved growing up and money sent my mom into fits and lies. "I'll but you Neat, if you grow body hair." That never happened.

I'm going to put the ass in assume and say you didn't wait long enough for your base coat to dry before you used the tape. Whenever I mess up with tape it's because I didn't wait long enough. I used a quick dry topper the last time I had a successful adverture with tape.

Ummm...well. I'm not that a big fan of the SYTTD giant craft cone look. However, these dresses miss the mark as well.

Snd the south..don't forget the south.

Some people don't see it as a women's health issue. They see it as a means to brag about what they do or don't so to their private parts. "Just shower, problem solved".

Jamie Lynn Spears has been making country music lately. I don't know about the rest of them.

It's called The One

I still like the little guys and now I have a new insult.

There are so many pissy anwsers to that question popping up in my mind that I think my brain is going to explode.

Thanks for the local lowdown.(sorry, that sounded corny) Sometimes we forget the local news is just as messy as 24 cable news.

Agreed. I wish there was an angel that could give her a good talking to.

Nope, I was reading a perfectly innocent wrestling recap when the writer slipped in a crude animation of what Dirty Sanchez was.

I'm thoroughly enjoying watching people rip your ass to bits in the replies. One of the reasons I'm not shocked when I read studies about millinials(sp?) being just as bad as their parents when it comes to racial and gander relations is because people like you want to cloister their kids.

I think so, yes I do.

Planet Funk

Why did you have to remind me of the white genocide mix tape? Yes, this exists.