I wish I had a suit to throw away.

"FUN TO PLAY WITH< NOT TO EAT!"

Don't ask me, I never watched the show. I'm perplexed about the ALS search because I thought people would have learned about ALS after that DJ used it to gank everybody.

NYE is a lot like The Kentucky Derby for me. I don't have the funds or the types of friends to do anything of note. I'll count my NYE as a win if I'm awake at midnight.

I'm not shocked. The last time I went to a mall, two boy were angrily chest humping in the food court. I guess the local mall food court is the new teen club. I never understood why kids went to the club just to fight.

When I say messing, I really mean interacting. I stick to the family member I get along best with.

They could have balked at the list and got you any old crap, so keep on feeling the way you feel.

Did I overreact when I almost barfed after walking through Victoria Secret makeup/perfume section?

I like BB Works, but I also like body spray and hate, hate, hate perfume.

I think so. This sound a lot like the times my older cousin gassed up my head and then gave me some cheapo earrings or something from the bottom of her closet.

I agree with you. I guess I'm just "rude" and "bratty".

I complete disagree, but I'm going to stop here.

I've learned that asshole adults aren't assholes because reasons. Well that's what I've learned from Jez comments over the past two days.

pox on you, you're not polite.

I would join you, but I don't mess with my family like that anymore.

I hear it too, I hear it too.

I'm a bit younger than you(35) and I liked the pamphlet too. Then the olds can talk to her about different stuff and they get a cute little senior picture to boot.

I know I'm missing the point entirely, but the description of your son makes me think he's one of the pixies from Fairly Oddparents.

I got a girls' toy for my birthday seven years ago.

What's killing me are all the people that totally forgot about moderation.