It's my favorite part now. Cheesecake samples should not have juice at the bottom.

I already saw these kids as grimlins that couldn't wait to get that grown, grown goodness in their mouths. You just made that vision worse.

My brother had a similar experience vodka and Kool-Aid. Our mom had a party and made a couple of pitches of Kool-Aid. Brodown didn't know mom put vodka in the pitches. He just thought the Kool-Aid tasted funny and he had a hard time getting back in bed after his second or third cup.

This is beautiful,

Preach

That's way better than what I would say. "Y'all know better. I'm wearing pink on my wedding day and that's that."

Once of the first things that came to my mind after I looked at the pictures was that most of this stuff looked like someone already eat it.

My mom fixed this once and I was dumb enough to eat the leftovers for breakfast. The girls vathroom at Central high will never be the same.

I'm five feet tall and a man, Rick from The Healing Place, used my height as a means to talk to me. "Don't think I don't want you because you short. I herd short people are good lovers." Yeah, I'm just chomping at the bit to get with a guy that's going to treat me like an Oompa Loompa sex fiend. Fuck that shit. …

Me too, but I hate fringe in general.

It's all about microphone weapon shape nowadays. I hate Lego Friends, but I'm glad girls get dolls without the big head, little body thing. Pooe little Goldie looks basic as all hell.

Sometimes they don't even get it right.

Speaking of: my black friend this and my black friend that. Can we start asking these fools why that black person is their friend?

I know Julia Sugerbaker isn't a real person, but I want to call up her spirit, climb to the top of the highest tower, and cuss out the country.

I don't hate this, but it reminds me of something you'd find in 90's era Elle or even Seventeen.

...It does kind of sound like slang used by loud mouthed guys.

I have a thing about purple looking pinks, so you won't catch any flack from me.

I'm lucky that I still like strawberry flavored food, but I had some strawberry boba that tasted just like ear infection medicine. I almost freaked out in the Chinese food place.

We have similar bills, but when you have herd adults bitch all day and all night about bills, all bill are the devil....even when they aren't that bad. I want to go to more concerts now that there's a new cool kid place in my town. I really wanted to see Little Dragon the other week.

At least you don't feel that way when you're paying bills. Yeah, I'm that weirdo. Oh, I didn't go to my first concert until I was 30.