freakin' stans

I'm sorry. Did you move to a city without one?

I don't want hummus and avocado egg rolls to get popular because I want to see or taste the basic bitch versions of these foods. It was bad enough when my cousin had her mom try one of my avocado egg rolls. She made a gass face and said they tasted like cheese.

Yeah, that's a good price of a McDonald's specialty items and a good price for mozzarella.

I feel that anyone can fuck up anything if they think they know what they're doing. They can't get fries right and the McDonald's near my house fucks up their drinks all the time.

I love my UofL Cardinals, but I hate that the AD and the president of the university make money fist off those young adult backs.

I muss co-sign everything you said because I've herd how "grown folks" talk when they think no one is listening.

Your science is too tight.

She has better things to do, but she doesn't want to do. I've noticed that people in power love to get wrapped up in dress code foolishness when there's a real problem they don't want to deal with or when they want to feel like a big bad daddy or mommy.

Yiggity yikes, that's ugly. Worst of all. it probably costs $50.

There's a crappy D-com that starts out like this. Hopefully she discovers who she really is in time.

I hear you loud and clear. I kind of wish I got a ribbon for whipping my ass because I went to schools that made you jump through hoops 25/8. Being forced in to trying every sport and academic completion and coming home empty handed only taught me how to be bitter.

It's always the parents, but said parents are too high on their own supply to realize this.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Kids are smarter then we give them credit for, but adult/parental ego is a mother.

Maybe. I knew I sucked at sports before I stepped out on the field. The teachers that made me try stuff made me feel like a loser more than a purple ribbon.

Your last point spoke volumes to me.

All the schools I went to gave out purple ribbons on field day. Kids like myself knew we got the purple ribbons because we sucked. I didn't try more or less, I just knew, if I was good at something, I would have got a real prize. I held on to my last participation ribbon because it was pretty.

Thank you. I thought I was taking crazy pills because I got serious L'Trimm vibes.

Sister? sister? I've got the same type of body and I don't want to ware pants I can go topless in without getting arrested.

Thank you sweet prince or princess. I've seen way too many people of different body types look all kinds of bad in skinny jeans.