What midriff? Most of the women that wear crop tops hike their skirts up to their necks.

I look two feet tall woman in a high waisted skirt.

That blogger is a treasure. How the hell is an item of clothing you can use to straight your pasta warm enough to keep you legs right in the winter?

He payed a million dollars to like $3.79.

Don't make that comment in front of my mom. She loses her shit if she sees someone that isn't covered up for seven months of the year.

pants, pants, pants

I'm more angry and annoyed than depressed.

That phrase rustles my hackles because most people use it as some wacky ego boost. "I believe in this, so it must be smart law."

I've learned the best way to put my booty and my crotch on everything from watching Rey Mysterio matches.

The term self hate usually sends me into a frothing rage, but that's the only correct way to describe women and girls that are so antifeminist.

YES...I know we aren't a monolith, but it cuts like a knife.

I'm stealing this from you.

I'm not shocked. I believe the ducks near my older cousin's house pulled out the "please don't feed the ducks sign" out of the ground. Those ducks love hanging out right outside the TGI Fridays.

I don't know how I could help. I don't have many outfits and most of them are casual outfits. I go on ebey and Amazon to find cheap pants. I exploit the hell out of clearance sales. I'm busty, so it's kind of hard to find shirts and bras that fit well for a good price. If you don't mind thrift stores, they can be…

Yellow shirt April is level headed and is learning to be a female ninja. I don't know how feminist that is though.

piece, I mean piece

Disjointed or not, you said a lot of good things. I don't want high end clothes either. Give me a good selection of basics and trend right pieces that don't cost too much.

You've just describe all three of my aunts.

I like sparkle sometimes, but I'm tired of looking like I got puked on by a drag queen's Dyson.

I'm glad you made a post on this pieces because your handle is beyond perfect.