I hag out in the East end often. I'm kind of glad not too many people mentioned White Castle. Whenever you bring them up, somebody has to talk about their weak stomach.

You're the third person I've herd that's thrown shade at that place.

That reminds me of my all star meal. Burgers from White Castle and Ralley's/Checkers fries. The drink can come from either place. I'll have to go to Eastern Pkw. to get this sometime soon.

Fast casual? I'm going to have to use that more.

Yeah it was a store exclusive Prediking.

The only Targets in my city that have more than ten people shopping at one time are the Targets in the rich sections of town.

The last time I was in Target, I spent $70 on a Transformer.

Is there a way to make a bitter-ish Mojito without making it suck out loud? I had my first Mojito in January and I liked it even though it was somewhat bitter. I had a couple of slips of my cousin's Mojito last Friday and it was a bit too sweet for me.

No, I'm too busy being bitter about Sprite Remix.

My worst roommate was my only college roommate. She tried to pass off a first daft of a paper I wrote as her own. She set my alarm clock at three am, yet she ass was always late to class. She rarely paid me back, if she borrowed money from me. She turned our room into a fuck den when I went home for independence…

Those were my jam until I started drawing dresses on my own.

You know, if the rapist and his sociopathic cheer squad got some violent justice, they would just play it off like they are the true victims.

Some times the good lessons don't stick and some moms pass their diseases on to their kids. I'm sorry if that sounds lame.

I'm still bitter as fuck about that song.

You and athenahollow took my best lines. I was going to say it was a rotten Live Saver outfit.

The first and last Home Ec class I took barely taught me about cooking, sewing, or money management. Thankfully, I attended a summer program for three summers that taught us all that good Home Ec stuff.

bottom freezers? Two week long blackouts killed my fridge, so I'll co-sign what you said.

You'll get a crash course in____ management. I'm basing this on going without a full size fridge for close to two years.

Thank you. I've hit my limit with the body shamming the personal trainer auditions.

Working out will not turn a pancake into an apple. Do leg work because you want to, not because you want to be instagram famous.