Dress codes are set up or enforced out of the blue to distract people from the real problems. I want to know about the real problems at UT. I also want to know why the powers that be don't want to solve those problems.

They look like they came from an independent beauty supply store circa 1997.

Shocked! Most of her stuff look so bougie.

I don't feel any kind of way about Blake or her style, but her feet look like hooves in those shoes. I'm blaning on the "color".

Don't give them any ideas. I bet you a dollar half the teachers and principals are taking up space on fainting couches because girls don't wear slips.

Sling shot? I herd that term on Gangland the other day.

You don't understand the fingertip test because it's bullshit and it doesn't take body type into account. Curvy girls are screwed. Tall girls are screwed. Girls with T-Rex arms are screwed. Signed, a curvy girl with T-Rex arms.

"It's also kind of hard to concentrate on your classwork when you're constantly worried about your butt sweat soaking through your pants."

I think the way you think.

It didn't help the poor kids in my district.

My orange tabby use to steal his sister's water and my chips all the time. I miss him a lot.

The dress didn't look that bad to me until I scrolled down and saw that it had hiked itself up.

You could just wear a diaper and nobody would tell. Pissing at the alter. Pissing on the dancer floor.

Now I want to carry a shield instead of flowers for my hypothetical wedding.

Boob mitts, ooh lawd, boob mitts.

YES Designers still aren't doing dresses with sleeves right.

That's how most WorldStar warriors feel. I think it's bullshit though.

Yelling and screaming...All my yearbooks put together cost $140.

Maybe that's why both of these girls look 10+ years older than they really are.

Peu d'Etoile