I'm loving most of the after party dresses more than the oscar dresses.

Don't forget the sparkles...those FUCKING sparkles.

I really want to love this dress, but the nude straps are messing it up for everybody.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that got major 90's vibe from her look. I got the vibe from the mini sleeves and the high looking neckline.

Chic? Becoming? I'm concerned about those words.

That caught my eye before his shorts did. Mrs. Williams? Your fly?

I agree with you. The dress really is cut weird around her boob and the way the sjirt is cut makes the dress look like it was made out of dyed wax paper. I don't know about anyone else, but this look like one of the best or worst options on SYTTD:Bridesmaids.

Fuck, it's like the most fancy-fance spring picture in town. Newt time this happens, someone should make all the women take a 90's ass group pic with peace signs and booty squatting.

Your friend's sister is a boss.

I don't trust anyone that says food is still good or perfectly good. My mom made me eat lots of crap to show off how gracious and resourceful she was. Thanks to mom, I only buy what I know I will eat. Fuck sales, fuck deals, and fuck showing out.

Ok :)

Did your mother have a thing about letting you wear your hair down too?

Don't forget Shake it Up. Featuring the near perfect light skinned girl. I wish Zendayah(sp?) the best, but I'm not going to ignore Disney's backhanded colorism because home girl can dance. I watch too much kids' TV.

There's a hero for hire amongst us. Watch out.

That or some jackass form of birth control.

I believe in eating cooked meat. Not meat that's been blown on and played with by some no account shi shi "Chef". Get your life chompin' on menstruation meat, but don't even think of trying people that don't subscribe to your newsletter.

Thanks god I don't mess with that dish at all.

I feel your pain.

That doesn't help. I had to make terrible ass high pants work in high school. The second you start to move around, you look like a vase.

Isn't that the same thing.