Call me up when that day comes. I have more than my two cents to add to that rant.

Do you want me to tell the Rocko's Modern Life joke I made last night? :P

Well, one of the tenants of black "parenting" is that you're never too old to get a whoopin'. So, I'm not shocked that Creflo did any of the stuff that he did.

Now I know why the cat on Rocko's Modern Life got with Phillbert...

I'm with you. I went to a high school full of apathetic kids, so I will never whine about kids that actually give a fuck. My cousin went to a school with uniforms. Even though she swears by them, she admits they come with their own set of problems that can distract from "learning".

Don't feel bad. I wish my mom had the money to offer up any plastic surgery I wanted. I have a piggish nose, but I can ignor it.

What would be a better stage name for a TNA wrestler?

I'm ever so glad I learned to cook during a summer enrichment program for blind and visually impaired kids. My Home Ec. class in middle school was trash. I should not have expected better because my teacher was crazy and we all had limited resources.

An honest to Goddess shop class? Not some option 2000 bullshit? I'm so jealous, I want to hit you.

I don't like the dangle shit. I'm over the moon about people abandoning the bourgy ass french nubs for real colors and different nail lengths and shapes.

No, you're not. The cock eyed fedoras and the "hip flaps" remind of the 80's more than the 90's.

I kind of like the fact that kidcoms have gimmicks. I've always hated kids just being kids show. I had a crappy broke ass childhood, so I have a ferocious hater for any show that paints childhood as this magical fun filled thing.

You're not the only one that notices that little trick. That line use to drive my cousin crazy when she looked at online profiles. Especially when it's paired with "I want a girl that likes to eat."

Oh, don't forget that if you have the nerve not to laugh at their jokes you're humor impaired. I've herd that "humor impaired" line so much, I almost made a t'shirt about it. I'm npt Hpmur impsur:You're just not funny

My morning just got unshitty...I may have to watch this video a couple more time.

He took a break, but he made a pretty good CD two or three years ago.

I'm in the same boat you're. We had sick rooms in my school district where you layed down until you feel beater or your parents take you home. I thought school nurses was something TV writers made up.(just like allowances)

My father was a former pimp that did not live when me during my sex talk years. My mom is a proponent of scare tactics and misinformation. I'm surprised I don't have any STIs or grandchildren. I also refuse to watch Teen Mom.

I admire your passion for shawls and your ability to explain why you love them, but I can't Co-sign. Shawls were shoved down my throat by my accessory crazed mom and aunts and they get in my way after five minutes.

No, sweet sweaty lord, no. If nude shoes are a perfect match to your skin, they make your feet look like they were formed with a factory mold. If nude shoe don't quite match your skin, they make your feet look like they are covered in bandages. Nude shoes highlight the worst features of your legs.