Everyone wants the GT-R, but has anyone ever considered the criminally-overlooked sedan?

Oh man, I enjoyed this comment. The darkness astounds and entertains me.

That’s why I’m glad I live in a backwoods. People don’t even have TV in their house let alone gas pumps. Either way just set it to autofill and then get back in the car until it’s done. Welcome to the shithole time we live in where you can’t get a moment’s peace. It’ll only get worse. Right now some dickhole is…

No, I expect you to die.

How about a giant catapult type thingy to launch trucks over the bridge?? You gotta think big, folks! I have the most bigly ideas!

I swear, its as if succeeding generations of GM CEOs were committed to executing some master plan devised in 1971 to gradually and methodically drive the company into a taxpayer assisted bankruptcy. It was like watching a train crash in super slow motion.

Traffic is the reality, true.

Would you rather have your car drive you through rush hour, or would you rather have no traffic to cause rush hour?

Flashback to 1998. Granny’s prepping for Y2K. Beans, rice, water, and bullets. I’m a sophomore.

That came in a plain white cardboard box just labeled “Car”, didn’t it?

So you believe that publicly traded multi-billion dollar corporations have cooked racism right into their actuarial tables, potentially opening them up to billions in class action lawsuit settlements? Isn’t it possible that they charge more in those neighborhoods because it costs them more to do business - possibly…

There’s no such thing as racism, silly.

I have a hard time believing that the actuaries are intentionally adjusting their data to change the premiums in minority neighborhoods. Could there be something in the actuarial models that does not show up in the profile Consumer Reports and Pro Publica are using? there is racism in America.

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

CAR OF THE YEAR:

“Genius Invents App To Remotely Open His Miata Headlights”

I’ve transcribed and translated the commentary by Olav Mol, rough translation in italics:

It’s only a matter of time before the cops get drift mode on their cars too.

No, no, no, nope nuh uh, no.