Vivien Leigh could've generated chemistry with a MARBLE STATUE, come on

"Trained Assassin."

There are two wonderful things happening here in this story:

This was obviously in the UK, but not in MY part of the UK. Bollocks!

Classy indeed. I'd like to think there was still plenty of (another type of liquid or easily liquidated) marital pie left to divvy up; otherwise, that's quite an expensive revenge (v. selling the stuff and secreting away the proceeds and steadfastly maintaining that he must have drank or sold the stuff and "I've no…

I am so mad I didn't live near her.

While I want her to win, I don't know if that case will work. Anybody in house a law student/lawyer with thoughts on this?

Cute gif to make me feel better

Simple as, Angie. Simple as. I want to have elevenses with unnamed pregnant lady EVERY day. Will you join us?

Y'all can quit with the "attention seeking" bullshit, seriously. Nobody is giving her money, and this isn't going to help her career. Nobody's career has ever been helped by coming forward with a rape allegation. When there are 16 other women saying virtually the same thing, one woman's credibility isn't an issue.

"Stuck with the Google ads" I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, so true. I hated being gray.

Haha. It is not like we won't start giving Jezebel a little jig to get the hell out of here. I am sick of seeing random shit in the grays. My hope is that someone would see these comments and bless us with their glory and move us up to comments up top :) Alas, we will be stuck where we are. It ain't easy being gray.

This will probably be in the grays, but I hear ya homie.

I don't think people on Jezebel actively look out of positive commenters. I am sure I could get followed on other kinja sites quicker than I can here. It really doesn't make sense. And I am truly tired of it. Too many great commenters are in the gray with the trolls. I need something to change for us people in the…

I've commented productively here for forever, and I'm still in the greys. I've commented about five times on Gizmodo, and was followed by Gizmodo and am therefore out of the greys.

I don't get it!

Also, how am I back in the grays? Will someone seriously let me freaking comment freely without being pushed here? Jezebel, can you just follow me already? I have been commenting forever and cannot seem to make it out of grays. At least I had 3 hours I guess.

Yeah, it seems like he thought they were having sex with them and he probably thought he was paying them off to keep quite and not create a scandal for him. It might be true he could have just had sex with these women or he could have raped them or both.

I wonder if they'd ask why a child waited years before coming forward, like they do an adult? "He said he'd hurt my mommy and daddy"... "He said he would ruin my career and make me blacklisted in Hollywood". How is it any different? Women don't come forward because of the repercussions, whether it be their careers…

Who the hell is buying a clear, see-through toilet?

Oh sure. As I said, I'd slap the hell out of them. But just because I wouldn't call it assault if someone I knew and liked and respected grabbed me and kissed me without my consent, that doesn't mean no one else can.