Trade Kawhi. Stockpile some youth, understanding you’ll never get 1:1 value for him, get the $200 million extension as far away from you as you can, and go from there. Evidently, they don’t need him to make the playoffs in the best year for the Western Conference in at least a decade, so get him what he wants, get…

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

Miller might be a giant sack of shit, but this right here is a veteran drunk move.

“How was your weekend?”

Oh please. What sport doesn’t demand concentration? They all have yelling crowds. Teenagers shoot free throws in Cameron Indoor Stadium and a hitters face Aroldis Chapman in October but one guy yelling would ruin Rory’s backswing?

After reading this and the other article about the dumb beer ad phrase, I’m really wondering how these golfers function. Like I get it, you need to concentrate and focus when swinging and it’s intense. But aren’t you able to to block out the crowds words? I know the crowd is so close, but are you that unfocused enough…

I’m just trying to figure out what kind of personality it takes to want to be a marshal at the Masters. The algorithm has to be something like 1.5(really wanted to be a cop, but family worth too much money) + 1.2(plays golf, but mediocre) +2.7(SOUTHERN)+ 3.6(get off my lawn) + 1.7(in my day).

100% of the fish die after being released.

Dumb enough to attend live golf I would imagine.

That word has only one purpose, which is to degrade. If it cannot be used by everyone (shouldn’t by anyone, in my view), then it’s meaning hasn’t changed. You cannot co-opt a slur; it’s never benign.

People don’t own words, that’s just not how it works.

It’s good to see the Kings recognize our right to assemble, even if it’s 250 years late.

This move to Austin feels like it’s going to bomb.

Additional evidence: Jets fan

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

“I too am tired of all the goddamn leaks around here!”

Did he have to wear a cone to stop from messing with the stitches?

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Hayden Gillum was also T’d up for filming a basketball game in portrait mode

Yeah, why can’t people just be mindless chuds slurping down whatever nostalgia-tinged glop gets shoved in front of them?