dembeletheelder
DembeleTheElder
dembeletheelder
Apr 17 2018
35

Trade Kawhi. Stockpile some youth, understanding you’ll never get 1:1 value for him, get the $200 million extension as far away from you as you can, and go from there. Evidently, they don’t need him to make the playoffs in the best year for the Western Conference in at least a decade, so get him what he wants, get Read more

Apr 10 2018
220

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

Apr 10 2018
45

Miller might be a giant sack of shit, but this right here is a veteran drunk move. Read more

Apr 7 2018
9

Oh please. What sport doesn’t demand concentration? They all have yelling crowds. Teenagers shoot free throws in Cameron Indoor Stadium and a hitters face Aroldis Chapman in October but one guy yelling would ruin Rory’s backswing?

Apr 7 2018
8

After reading this and the other article about the dumb beer ad phrase, I’m really wondering how these golfers function. Like I get it, you need to concentrate and focus when swinging and it’s intense. But aren’t you able to to block out the crowds words? I know the crowd is so close, but are you that unfocused enough Read more

Apr 7 2018
8

I’m just trying to figure out what kind of personality it takes to want to be a marshal at the Masters. The algorithm has to be something like 1.5(really wanted to be a cop, but family worth too much money) + 1.2(plays golf, but mediocre) +2.7(SOUTHERN)+ 3.6(get off my lawn) + 1.7(in my day). Read more

Apr 4 2018
161

100% of the fish die after being released.

Apr 3 2018
364

Dumb enough to attend live golf I would imagine.

Mar 27 2018
47

That word has only one purpose, which is to degrade. If it cannot be used by everyone (shouldn’t by anyone, in my view), then it’s meaning hasn’t changed. You cannot co-opt a slur; it’s never benign. Read more

Mar 27 2018
136

People don’t own words, that’s just not how it works.

Mar 23 2018
91

It’s good to see the Kings recognize our right to assemble, even if it’s 250 years late.

Mar 19 2018
15

This move to Austin feels like it’s going to bomb.

Mar 16 2018
52

Additional evidence: Jets fan

Mar 13 2018
218

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

Mar 13 2018
4

“I too am tired of all the goddamn leaks around here!” Read more

Mar 12 2018
167

Did he have to wear a cone to stop from messing with the stitches?

Mar 12 2018
901

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Mar 10 2018
174

Hayden Gillum was also T’d up for filming a basketball game in portrait mode

Aug 8 2017
9

Yeah, why can’t people just be mindless chuds slurping down whatever nostalgia-tinged glop gets shoved in front of them?