I think it would be awesome if we could stop lecturing women on what is and isn't empowering for them.

Okay, this is an issue I hold dear to me for stupid reasons, and I have to defend my selfies. So I'm just copypasting from a little thing I already had written. Apologies for the long post and its almost narcissistic vibe, but I mean what I say here.

Ah, the Great Jessica-Ashley War of 1985. We lost a lot of good men (er, girl babies) that year. I count myself among the fortunate to have escaped unscathed.

Hannah Montana. Just sayin'

Totally from the Golden Girls!!!! Who doesn't love the Golden Girls? When I have kids I am naming them Blanche, Sophia, Rose, and Dorothy, EVEN IF THEY ARE BOYS.

My sister's name is "Isabelle," but for some unknown reason she chooses to go by "Bella." I'm really hoping she's not a secret Twihard.

Glad I'm not the only one who saw '09 and '10 and thought FUCK FUCKING TWILIGHT.