Burning Man needs to be doused with water.

The amount of people on the internet with Asperger’s, trying to tell us what is and what isn’t funny, is one of life’s miseries.

A former friend of mine decided, after Trump won in 2016 (and after having a lot of friends turn their back on him when he decided to go full-racist, One America News, Trump-fellating jackass) did the whole “I’m sick of these liberals and their taxes! We’re moving to Texas!” and left California for ‘greener pastures’.

That’s why I giggle with “I am RED AND MAD AS HELL!!! I am going to MOVE out this LIBERAL HELLSCAPE” types. They may be Trump’s No 1 fans, they may bitch about taxes and “those people” and other bullshit, but they sure as fuck don’t *really* want to leave the amenities that come with those evil blue areas. They want…

I want to see Kamala and Biden throwing his shit out on the lawn from an upstairs White House window. (Wearing masks and gloves)

Please take some time today to send some $ to Stacey Abrams and Fair Fight. 

Yes she needs to be the new DNC Chair

If Biden takes Georgia, Thank Stacey Abrams.

Pestilence, Plague, Asteroids, COVID, - Ladies and Gentlemen, your New York Knicks

Looks like Demon Sperm Doctor (who isn’t right about a lot, but may be on to something about alien lizard people in government, because Stephen Miller) has filled the melanated speaking slot this year. I am hoping for an appearance by Ghost Herman Cain, if he can step away from Twitter long enough.

People used to razz me for preferring Fedora Linux to Red Hat, because only tools wear fedoras. Who’s laughing now, huh? Who’s laughing now?

Your service isn't as important to them as their racism.

I live in a deep red section of my state. When I wear my Veterans hat to the store, about 3-4 people will thank me for my service. When I wear my (blue) Veterans Against Trump hat to the store, people start to thank me and then it registers in their little heads and they just walk away. It is strange, that my serving…

Practically, though, 70-year-old women are ‘younger’ than 70-year-old men. I’d definitely rather have someone younger, like Harris, but Warren is not yet ‘old’ in my eyes. 

It’s going to be a contest between “Kamala is a cop” and “it should’ve been Warren Bernie.”

This is the ONLY “actually, she is a cop” take that I will accept.

This. I would say that someone should draw a Venn diagram of “Bernie Bros” and “People that keep saying that KH is a cop,” but I’m 99% sure it would just be a single circle.

I’m ready, lets vote that choad out! Go get’em Biden/Kamala!!

If you were alive in the 90s, you might remember him better as “Aaaawoonnn Buhhhhh.”

Who let that out of the greys?