Agree 100%. Easy peasy.

I mean usually the “getting the condom” part is the most awkward- sometimes a guy is starting to lose his erection by the time he’s back with it. Least I can do is help him get it back up, for both our benefits! Haha.

Seriously! Take some charge, ladies! You’re an equal partner in this sexcapade too!

I often put the condom on for them. That alleviates the “waiting awkwardly” moment, makes things a little sexier, and ensures it’s on correctly.

I started marathoning Criminal Minds on Netflix this summer, and had to actually ration the episodes for myself, because I was starting to get way too creeped out at night.

Yeah how is the customer allowed to tell the cashier how to ring his order up? Like, I don’t order a burger and say “Actually you should ring that up as a patty plus cheese plus bun.”

When you have so many kids that you can’t afford to raise them without generous donations from strangers, maybe you should stop having them.

My grandmother always had Fire Engine Red (can’t remember the brand- Maybelline?) in the cupboard. I used to open all her lipsticks and try to put them on when I was in the bathroom.

I don’t get that either. Shouldn’t they be happy that you’ve anticipated their needs before they had to ask? It’s like they take pleasure in being tedious and taking time out of your busy life....Oh wait.

I mean maybe...MAYBE...she meant “Do you make your sandwiches with sliced bread or with rolls?” But still. Dear lord.

My theory is that it was so clear from the beginning that Shawn was the one that the producers had to pull in something to make it “interesting” because there had to be drama- hence Nick.

Obligatory post about this amazing poem:

“Women’s soccer is almost as interesting as men’s.”

That was my thought too.

Yeah my mom said “Get married quietly, and have the reception in several months or on your one-year anniversary.”

Well put. I was trying to imagine what I would have done if I’d been in her shoes, and I definitely would have cancelled the wedding, but I never would have even conceived of asking perfect strangers for money for a “re-do.” It’s obviously disgusting that she’s clearly more preoccupied with her PERFECT DAY than…

I know, I know. I’m a poor college graduate and I complain about money. Butttttttt years ago the basic passengers got all of those amenities and now you have to pay +$100 for them.

AND I think people try to take bigger bags on as carryons and then have to stuff them all over the place.

Okay, fair point. But I’m already paying $200+ for most flights...I’d like to not have to pay $25 for my bag and $40 to choose my seat and $50 for something to eat.

I mean, most airlines now charge for checked bags, which is shitty, but it’s just happening. There are some that charge $30 per bag.