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So sometimes I watch episodes when my mom has them on, but I don’t keep up with the show otherwise. Last night’s episode was so strange- it seemed like Kaitlyn had slept with Shawn and kept apologizing for that. Her reaction to telling Shawn he was “it” (whatever that means) so dwarfed the reaction to sleeping with

Hahaha that was my reaction too...Like the rational thought of “Well if you just like bend over and he initiates is that not consent...?” and then WHY THE FUCK AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS

The not knowing is always the worst part. Did I do something wrong? Did something happen to him? Did I misinterpret everything he’s ever said? THE FUCKING WORST.

I love that idea. I think it’s so cool to get to pick a name together to signify the start of a new family.

My mom’s maiden name is my and my brother’s middle names, but she always ran into issues because she didn’t change her name and sometimes people didn’t believe she was our mother. (Stupid, but true). Most notably when picking my brother at age 8 up at the airport from visiting family- he ran right to her yelling

All I want to do is shout at them, “SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!!!!”

I also say peh-khan, but somehow since I was little I’ve called it pee-can pie. No idea why. Now that I know I do it I try to switch but it just results in me pronouncing it differently all the time.

I blatantly have it on my OKCupid profile that if you message me “Hi,” “Hey,” or “Hey what’s up?”, I will not answer you, because fucking make some more effort.

Maybe it’s like a bun wrap? It’s only 4” wide so it can’t fit over someone’s head...

My Russian boss regularly refers to “EEEV-rope.” Took me awhile to realize he’s talking about Europe. He also pronounces “scene” as “thing,” so that can be confusing sometimes.

Reminds me of the scene in WALL-E where the captain is quizzing the computer. “Define ‘earth’.”

When I was about 12 I used to get mistaken for Michelle Branch a fair amount. I’m not sure how, she was easily 10 years older at that time (the height of her radio days) and we didn’t look that similar.

Yeah I only watch Bachelor(ette) when my mom has it on, but for all the talking Chris did about wanting someone to live on the farm with him....hasn’t he been on tv for like a year between Bachelorette, Bachelor, and now DWTS? Is he really fine with going back to farm life?

Just be literal and add a winky face. That’s all a guy needs.

Bruce specifically said to use male pronouns until Bruce tells people otherwise.

STARBUCK WAS A FUCKING GEM.

For me it’s usually the opposite. I tend to get bored with shows when I have to keep up every week, and then the episodes pile up and I keep putting them off. Bingewatching gets me more involved in the show and keeps me interested.

I acknowledge that I know absolutely nothing about Middle Eastern politics, but does ISIS have any kind of end goal? Or are they just going to rape, plunder and pillage their way around the world for no reason?

Totally agree that it’s the most ridiculous system ever, but I think they have to check with you by policy to make sure that you get the right size. Stupid, but yeah.