The women of Sex and the City wear them too. Don’t worry :P

Even if this is satire, I’m 5’2” and a 38HH and I’ll wear maxi dresses whenever the fuck I want.

Half the reason why I read BCO is for your sassy deadpan comebacks in the comments section.

Yeah I think it’s a texture thing. Sometimes the little grape tomatoes are okay, if I’m in the mood for them. But the big ones...the mealiness in the texture is just gross, especially when they’re cooked. UGH.

My brother used to have a friend who was allergic to almost everything. Poultry, soy, nuts, wheat, dairy, some fruits, some vegetables...it was crazy, and he was deathly allergic to most of them. I remember specifically a strawberry would have killed him, most likely. His mom would send him to playdates with a literal…

Yes!! I hate tomatoes on sandwiches or burgers, or whole/chunky in pasta dishes or soups or something. But I like tomato sauce and salsa (as long as they’re not chunky). People don’t seem to understand there’s a difference.

Yeah I’ve tried that but it’s just a little too young for me. Oh well :(

It’s a shame that Breaking Pointe wasn’t better. There’s definitely a need for a ballet-based show, but that one focused so much on the “reality drama” and so little on the actual dance. They would show maybe 10 seconds of the actual performance after preparing for it for the whole season; meanwhile we’d see countless…

Let’s be honest, even $100 is LOLNOPE territory.

I just did this with a bangin’ City Chic bikini (first I’ve bought in years) and had to tell my thinner friends “sorry, it won’t fit you” lol.

Just bought those cashmere-blend sweats cause $20 and FREE SHIPPING YO

RE: Melissa’s story, roughly paraphrasing Blackadder: “Dude wouldn’t recognize a subtle hint if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a piano singing “Subtle hints are here again.”

My superstition is that I have to pay attention to the Here’s What We Do In An Emergency spiel, and/or read the little pamphlet they give you. My rationale (when on solid ground) is that maybe it makes me feel more prepared in case of some disaster? Served me well thus far.

I mean...if the rim was up and he wasn’t paying attention and sat in it, it’s plausible.

I have one of these. They definitely made more than 100 of them, and just because someone lists it for $100K doesn’t mean it’s worth that... There are tons of them for sale on Ebay.

Just found out via Facebook’s “People You May Know” feature that the two guys I most recently dated were in other relationships at the time.

As a 5’2” woman with H cups (although I’m admittedly not “petite”), I volunteer to be as far from this man as possible.

Hulu doesn’t air it, so you have to find it online. Try Sidereel or watch-series-tv.to, those are usually my go-tos for E! programming and other sundries.

The Pirates guy looked like he almost flung his lady off into the audience.

Benefit "They're Real." The wand is so worth the $26.

Benefit "They're Real." The wand is so worth the $26.