Guess everybody ate Chris.

Not a story about me, but when he was about 8 my brother told several surprisingly believable lies.

Dominique Christina (or Ashaheed, she seems to go by both names)!

Her name is Dominique Christina (or Dominique Ashaheed, she seems to go by both) and she is wonderful and amazing!

Regarding periods, this is fantastic, and everyone should watch it:

So sad that we live in a society that pressures women to behave so "appropriately" and "nicely" that a rape victim feels she has to tell her rapist she loves him to keep things "normal."

I met Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey on the set of Enchanted in New York when I was on a high school field trip. They were both very nice and polite. She's precisely the elfin princess she appears to be.

Agree with you 100%. The whole thing reeks of a role-play porn scene, honestly.

I went to college with a guy who had grown up super-rich, raised by nannies while parents did rich people things, didn't know how to do laundry either. He was a sweet kid, but clueless. Imagine my surprise when I learned his cluelessness also applied to reading directions on the back of food packages. Poor dumb thing…

I read this too quickly and thought Demi Lovato had posted it, and then I got really confused why no one was saying how awkward it was that she posted a video of "Nick finishing" on Vine.

I think a lot of it is that for a "rapper," she doesn't seem to have much sense of bodily rhythm. Her motions are all really strange and awkward and don't go along with the music at all.

I just really wanted a cookie.

Panera has never had good customer service. Recently I sent my Caesar salad back because the dressing tasted sour and rancid (to me, and my two friends who tasted it too). Instead of apologizing, the staff, and then the manager, looked at me like I was crazy and said all they could do is make me a new one, with the…

I'M SORRYYY.

I'm not sure which one is the most awkward:

You should pre-name her Winter, just for the labor announcement "Winter is coming."

I met an ex-bf, "A," on an erotic fiction website that had a chat room. We both had written stories there. After we started being serious, I refrained from using the chat feature, but would log in from time to time to read comments on my stories. He would get really upset if he knew I was on there, and was paranoid…

In high school, my boyfriend and I were having sex at his house when we heard his mom coming up the super-creaky stairs (thank god we at least had that warning). He leapt off me and somehow managed to pull on pants and a shirt, but I had no such time, so I pulled the covers up to my neck just as she poked her head in.…

I much prefer pussy. I wouldn't reference vagina or penis- too anatomical for sexytime. In fact, I was reading a smutty romance novel and the author used "vagina" (incorrectly, I might add) and it completely turned me off and I skipped past the section. The sentence was something along the lines of "He ran his fingers…

"And pears can fuck off too. They're gorgeous little beasts, but they're ripe for half an hour, and you're never there." -Eddie Izzard