So these insane color choices and crazy wheels are ok, but black and gold is terrible? Literally almost the exact same color scheme with baby blue is not terrible, but this is?

This cutaway doesn't do it justice, but my 96 Impreza, the fly wheel was forward of the center line of the front wheels and the engine continued forward from there.

Also.. Typhoon/Syclone?

That's the car we deserve, but not the one we need.

I think I'll play it in French for added realism

This is a GREAT answer imo.

I've got to put up the Syclone.

Mercedes G63 6x6. The finest in off road excess.

Not sure if I understood the question, but I'll throw this out there..

Although I'm pretty sure the "D" means dual motors/AWD, I don't think that #2 is so ridiculous. They would be very popular in Europe and with Jalops in the US.

A diesel powered car from the electric only car manufacturer? You tell me.

First thing's first, Nissan:

Those guidance systems (the laser part attached to the nose) make a hell of a racket when they are falling. I know of stories I personally heard from Marines in Fallujah that would hear the stories from the people they were fighting about how they knew those bombs were close because they could hear the fins banging on…