Some “friends” those two were. Glad it worked out for you in the end. 

I suppose this might be as good as any a place to ask this:

Think about that poor mother and her 12 year old daughter. Imagine being her husband and the father of that child. You look forward every day to spending time with them when you get home from work and out of the blue you get a call that some loser destroyed them and took them away from you forever. You don’t even get…

There should be a federal law allowing you to legally shoot any one that does this or helps them do it on busy public roads.

Gack wire (“Gack” is the noise you make when the wire strung at neck height hits your adam’s apple).

I can’t wait to see the updates, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

I don’t know. This might be a hold my beer moment.

Dear Australian citizens...we’re sorry. Now you too have to deal with raptor culture. I know you had bogens before but, well, sorry again.  

That is a tool for crowd and riot control.

The Root - Where black people can be racist against white people without any repercussions.

Once on a walk through the desert, I heard what sounded like a lawn sprinkler system. I was pretty confused as to why there was a lawn sprinkler system in the middle of a goddamn desert.

It seems now everyone is guilty if a woman accuses you of anything. It’s true for both Men and Women. (*see Melanie Martinez)

Jesus Christ.. he isn’t blaming her.. He is reminding everyone that you need to be aware what is going on around you. Situational awareness is important for everyone. The Police know that many would see the story and took the opportunity to remind all y’all of that..

“It makes life painful for the rest of us in our reasonably sized vehicles, who respect that a lane is a lane and a parking spot is a parking spot: that these clearly defined lines are clearly defined for a reason, for just one vehicle at a time.”

So.... 3.6L and only 286hp?

Why did you get a British accent while writing about a German car?

Hey Justin, I think a little more clarity would be appropriate.

I worked at a major grocery store a long time ago, and it had a similar policy — strict that you absolutely could not accept tips from anybody, and as a grocery bagger, it came up now and then. I don’t know if you would have been fired, but the bosses seemed pretty intense about it.

I, for one, feel great to know that the passing whims of a 20-year-old reality TV personality can erase a billion dollars worth of wealth from the market on whose stability most of the global economy relies.

Wrong