As a husband and father who works while my wife and son are home or doing errands it outrages me that this self-centered piece of shit took an unsuspecting family with him. I couldn’t even begin to fathom what my state of mind would be if I had gotten that kind of notification but it wouldn’t be good.

Or a deep canyon somewhere.

I’ve already had a couple of pretty horrifying food-poisoning episodes thanks to incorrectly cooked meat. Being that I’ll be the one throwing up violently if it goes wrong I’ll err on the side of caution and stick with medium-well for my cuts of both beef and pork.

Xanax is no joke. I have to physically hide my wife’s prescription from her and I only leave two pills out in a spare bottle. Otherwise she’ll take a dose, then absentmindedly take another dose....and so on.

Many moons ago I had the ‘pleasure’ of DD’ing one of my obnoxiously drunk friends home after a party. My wife drops me off so I can drive his car and I realize that he took his ‘02 Escort coupe to the party. Great, I’m gonna be sharing a two door car with a 6'3 drunk dude built like a neanderthal. But I’m the only one…

Man I’d hate to be Orlove when he wakes up/sobers up and checks his inbox after this one.

Start holding up people on either I-15 or I-80 while you pull this stupid bullshit in Utah and there will be a ‘shots fired’ callout in short order.

A few years back I was on I-70 Eastbound a few miles outside of Salina, UT. Raining decently but early enough in the morning there was nobody else out there. Thought I was making good progress doing the speed limit in the rain until I got rocked and passed by a UPS driver hauling triples on a downhill section. I was…

Depends on the yard. My yard we aren’t allowed to touch another company’s equipment like tandem dollys and such, so the drivers are 100% responsible for separating and parking their own trailers. The only time I have to step in and park it for them is when they leave a trailer parked in a busy aisle in such a way that…

I’m one of the guys that drives the yard truck where I work. We have two options for the double/triple haulers in my yard: if there’s room they can pull the entire assembly through a slot behind and leave the last trailer in the slot forward and detach their gear and then pull off. The trade off to this is that…

My wife says she loves me, but if I brought home anything remotely resembling what David has in his yard she would have shot me by now.

This douche wants to UFC, let him.

I imagine the police have his picture and are staking out the area near the embassy just for this occasion.

It was smart of the officer to play it safe like that. If he had given this shitbrick the verbal ass kicking he deserves then if shitbrick were so inclined it would only take a call or two to the officer’s commanders and he would see an immediate and negative impact to his career.

This. It once took almost half an hour to get a set of bluetooth earphones because the one manger in the entire store that had the keys to that specific case was on their break or something.

Most Wal-Mart warehouses start brand new hourly hires off at $16+/hr. When you add in that you get incremental raises every 90 days until you’ve been there two years that adds up to almost $19/hr.

I could maybe understand if she got into a similar Sentra of a different color. But she gets into an entirely different style of vehicle with someone else’s belongings in it and she doesn’t stop for one second to think that the car she just took might belong to someone else?

I could maybe understand if she got into a similar Sentra of a different color. But she gets into an entirely different style of vehicle with someone else’s belongings in it and she doesn’t stop for one second to think that the car she just took might belong to someone else?

Incorrect. He’s an intern, which legally makes him the punching bag of both the staff and the commentariat.