I’ve got a feeling that the cop mentally had the handcuffs on her as soon as her driver’s license was seen.

Here in Utah 87 in a 75 is keeping up with the flow of traffic.

Measuring with a digital or analog pressure gauge?

And Denial isn’t just a state of mind (think about it)

- In Utah, if you are driving two over, then you are the very fastest car on the road.

Somewhat related - I had a friend in high school that tried to sell me on the myth that if a cop tried to pull you over and you left his ‘jurisdiction’ then he couldn’t complete the stop and had to let you go.

This line of thinking made up almost 65% of the threads on Vortex the last time I was logged on there.

There was a sandwich shop here that had a sign that said “unattended or unruly children will be given a candy bar and a puppy” over the register.

I like all of this

I don’t think Uber Eats is quite everywhere yet.

Ambiance at Olive Garden? Ell-Oh-Fucking-Ell!!

I’m not sure on the exact brand name because my wife bought it from a local co-op group on FB, but it looks exactly like this:

Because my son likes to pass out in his booster seat using the seatbelt as a headrest I bought a pillow that goes over the seatbelt via velcro. Instant comfy neck support.

You sound like my wife incarnate. She refuses to fall asleep at any time when in the car, even if it means she’s twice as tired when we get to where we’re going.

I like your disclaimer. Very to the point.

My ‘03 Alero also has Service Engine Soon in yellow and Check Engine in red. Also, neither went on when the fuel pump went tits up.

You don’t even have to bother with a dealer anymore these days. If the car appears to be running correctly you can take it to any Napa, Autozone or O’Reillys and they’ll scan the car for free.

My Jetta went full Christmas tree just to tell me that the coilpack went tits up.

You should have heard the conversation between my wife and I when she came home one day and said that her car sounded funny when it was stopping. I hardly drove it so I was curious. Went and started it. Reached the end of the driveway and hit the brakes and was greeted with the painful screech of metal on metal. And…

I just retired a set of 5 year old Michelin Primacy tires in favor of new Kumho all-seasons.